Sometimes you just need to rob a bitch!!

Soo this is an AMAZING story that i found and about peed my pants. 

Michael Reed, 50, was charged with attempted robbery of Eddie's Fried Chicken in Fort Worth, Texas, in December. He was armed only with a tree branch and was quickly neutralized by a 56-year-old employee, who grabbed a broom, and the men proceeded to duel until Reed dropped his branch and fled (but was arrested nearby). [Dallas Morning News, 12-19-08]

1) was he robbing the place for fried chicken or the cash?

2) how big was the branch and did it have thorns/a sharp tip that is like a spear.

3) did the 56 yr old that dueled with the robber have ninja training?

4) why didnt this robber have a get-a-way car or bike lol

This story leaves me with more questions then answers!

I was wrong, with the right training you can be one bad ass mother fucker




I actually had to come back after i published this post to add the fact that the attackers in the video are wielding LIGHTSABERS!! They are also the most goofy individuals i have ever seen in my entire life. I do stick by my bad ass mother fucker statement because next to those 2 clowns anyone is a god!

Only in my life!

Soo, i was engaged for those of you who dont know. The breakup was TERRIBLY messy and the guy was a CERTIFIED ass wipe!

Well come to find out the chick he left me for is now a lesbian.... YAY hearing things threw the grape vine LOL.

So today i celebrate gays and lesbians EVERYWHERE..... because they probably turned after dating my ex fiance too!

HERES TO YOU STUPID CUNTS OF THE WORLD!

One of the great mysteries of the world to me is catty women. It seems like men can get along without problems and very rarely do you hear a man say he hates another man. I don't know if it is a primitive guttural reaction to the competition for mates or the fact that deep down almost all women are soo insecure they will grasp at straws to hold on to the last bit of self respect they have but either way it sucks.

Being a "porn star" comes with a ton of bullshit already for women to hate, but i think my intellect and wit make up for the whole WHORE image. No matter what though it seems like i am SCREWED and totally destined to be hated by women.

From having a girl i NEVER met refuse to meet me and even mailing back a record i had bought 2 or and told Adam to give her the other one, to some stupid Internet twat getting on her high horse to call me out of complete bullshit, it never ceases to amazing me the fact that i seem to be an easy target.

So, here is my idea. The month of March should be "Fuck You Cunt' month. I feel as though we should stand together against the pms and bitter lonely women of the world. When ever you come across a bitch, whether she is being bitchy to you, to the waiter that is serving her, to the homeless man panhandling, or the the cashier at your local store, i think you should pull them aside and make them aware of the fact that they are complete wastes of space and if they don't change their ways they will end up lonely old spinsters with 300 cats.

So go out there, make a difference and tell a complete stranger shes a cunt. I swear you will make the world a better place one bitch at a time!!!

Midgets.. proof god has a sense of humor.

All of my close friends and family know my obsession with the ones we call "little people". When I was a kid there were 2 that went to school with me and from then on its been a bit of a love of mine.

How can you not be thrilled when a 3 foot adult comes wiggling up to you like an excited puppy!!

Sooo in celebration of this obsession of mine i give you some GREAT miget videos!

The first one is a bit vintage and i like he fact that they seem to be either carnies or circus folk.

This next on is possibly the sexiest thing i have ever seen. (sorry about the text change the blog 

fucking hates me)

I found out later that he is a popular Middle Easter or Indian entertainer and thought he deserved

to show all the bitches he has!

This is the Final and GREATEST of all the clips. Jerry Springer is a true AMERICAN and a 

patriot! We can always depend on him for the best the side show has to offer. Please keep in mind the face that the smaller of the midgets can swing with his arms and 

also the amazing CRAWL that goes on!!

YAY to the "little" things that make life worth living!!

XOXOXOXO

Tasha Contradiction

What the FUCK!!

Sooo YAY to my first post!! KILLER KILLER! There is only one thing i can think of to talk about in this fist "blog". 

I am a slightly techie kind of girl. I usually have the latest toys and gadgets and am always well informed on trends and cutting edge technology. There is however a point when the stream line toys and modern world take it a bit to far.

I was reading a tech blog and came across a story about a toy that is DRIVING all of Japan wild. We all know the asians are a little crazy but they have hit an all time high!!!

When did our world become a place where a dog can have a SEX DOLL specially made for them. YES, there is a company that has developed "fido's" newest best friend. Its called the "Hot Dog" and despite a lot of effort i haven't been able to find the pricing or the co. that makes them. I can't IMAGINE the people who order these. My mind is flooded with pictures of posh upper east side socialites making sure their puppies EVERY need is taken care of.

In all honesty I want one, not for Santana, my teacup chihuahua, but for me. Looks like one hell of a time!

XOXOXOXO

Tasha Contradiction