Sooo I have been absent minded lately and decided i needed god in my life.... After watching this video i am getting a sex change and becoming a mormon man!!
Facts you should know!!!
1)jesus is a mormon elder
2)Lucifer is also mormon and the demons are 1/3 of the spirit children
3)The neutral people in the battle between jesus and the devil were cursed and became black... WAIT WHAT?!?!?!
4)Ello heam "the mormon god" had sex with the virgin mary... making her not a virgin, and giving jesus the human body he needs.
5)Jesus had 3 wives??
6)HAHAHAH after his resurection jesus warped himself over to the americans and preached to the indians
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