Friday, March 20, 2009

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Heads Up and updates!

Soo i will now be updating this blog and my new Demon Seed Pictures blog at the same time! This one will remain silly and light hearted while the DSP blog is going to be more of a VLOG and will have my insight and opinion of the adult world!

Soo im uber busy!!

Sorry for such a sort update!!



The original idea for the DSP LOGO!! TOOO CUTE but i like our one now better!

And here is some wanking material!




Sunday, March 8, 2009

I'm having a mac attack.

Soo last night i turned off my computer like any other night and i wake up this morning to a mac thats NOT WORKING!!! My screen wont light up or come on or whatever the fuck it is doing!!

My heart is breaking every min that passes when i dont have my beautiful mac in my lap.

This TRAGIC event made me want to inform EVERYONE that MACS ARE SOO MUCH BETTER then pcs. I am hating EVERY moment as i shit here on this primative pos. I dont understand how anyone could work on a pc on a regular basis.

Tomorrow i have an appt with a genis and its hopefully will come out ok.

KEEP your fingers crossed for me and my baby,
Apple Logo Pictures, Images and Photos

Tasha Contradiction

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Threw endless celestial sex!

Sooo I have been absent minded lately and decided i needed god in my life.... After watching this video i am getting a sex change and becoming a mormon man!!

Facts you should know!!!

1)jesus is a mormon elder
2)Lucifer is also mormon and the demons are 1/3 of the spirit children
3)The neutral people in the battle between jesus and the devil were cursed and became black... WAIT WHAT?!?!?!
4)Ello heam "the mormon god" had sex with the virgin mary... making her not a virgin, and giving jesus the human body he needs.
5)Jesus had 3 wives??
6)HAHAHAH after his resurection jesus warped himself over to the americans and preached to the indians

Sunday, March 1, 2009

Things men did in the 80's naked!

I love the fact that the 70-80's were possibly some of the most awkward times for looking sexy. It is a well known fact that there is no way to look good with a mullet.

SOOO as a throwback i would like to show you things men did in the nude in the 80's

They Sunbathed


They also went jogging.


Why OH why are en not this good looking anymore? and WHEN did we become soo prude?!?!?!?

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Sometimes you just need to rob a bitch!!

Soo this is an AMAZING story that i found and about peed my pants. 

Michael Reed, 50, was charged with attempted robbery of Eddie's Fried Chicken in Fort Worth, Texas, in December. He was armed only with a tree branch and was quickly neutralized by a 56-year-old employee, who grabbed a broom, and the men proceeded to duel until Reed dropped his branch and fled (but was arrested nearby). [Dallas Morning News, 12-19-08]

1) was he robbing the place for fried chicken or the cash?
2) how big was the branch and did it have thorns/a sharp tip that is like a spear.
3) did the 56 yr old that dueled with the robber have ninja training?
4) why didnt this robber have a get-a-way car or bike lol

This story leaves me with more questions then answers!

I was wrong, with the right training you can be one bad ass mother fucker

I actually had to come back after i published this post to add the fact that the attackers in the video are wielding LIGHTSABERS!! They are also the most goofy individuals i have ever seen in my entire life. I do stick by my bad ass mother fucker statement because next to those 2 clowns anyone is a god!